The old man is still kicking....
still waiting to finish a song...
1st comedian inducted in
the CO. Country
Hall of Fame...
in most every thing
he says and does...
Making his audience laugh and enjoy the moment is what's most important.
The Lighter Side
good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!
all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When
she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I
went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked.
yet,' she said. 'I'll make coffee and we can talk
for a while first.'
minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the
new baby now?'
not yet,' she said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked
again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the
HE CRIES!' she told me.
HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait
until he CRIES?'
I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
The man who gave up sex for Golf.
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,
who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt,"
the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers,
"Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless,
the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says,
"Sure," and sinks the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again,
"Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers,
"Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything,
the stranger quickly moves to his side and says,
"Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the club house,
the stranger walks alongside him and says,
"I haven't really been fair with you
because you don't know who I am.
I'm Satan, and from this day forward
you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you, "the golfer replies,
"I'm Father O'Malley."
man and his wife moved back home to Minnesota from NEVADA .
wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in NEVADA was
they arrived in Minnesota , they went to Sven's Insurance agency
to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.
looked it up on his computer and said to the couple,
husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap in
Minnesota insure, because it cost him $2,000.00 in NEVADA !
turned his computer screen to the couple and said,
is it on the screen, direct from Ole's Minnesota Fire
, it says: Any wooden structure, with a
over it, is $39.00".